Fun Christian Sayings

Funny, cute, and witty Christian quotes and sayings that just might make you smile.

  • Doubt sees the obstacles, but faith sees the way
  • Sin and pride have one thing in common. The middle letter is “I”
  • PUSH!  Pray Until Something Happens
  • Faith keeps me alive
  • Happiness is in heaven but the joy is in the journey
  • Don’t tell God how big your problem is. Tell your problem how big God is!
  • God’s love is big enough for all of us
  • Body Piecing Saved My Life
  • If God is fake then so are you

 

  • Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible, and recieves the impossible.
  • A house is not a home without God in it
  • Stay right, follow God’s path
  • Real men obey Jesus
  • Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
  • Let God be your guide
  • When life knocks you on your knees, you’re in perfect position to pray.
  • With God all things are made possible
  • Without Jesus there would be hell to pay
  • There are no accidents with God
  • Church Salad, Lettuce Pray
  • God specializes in things thought impossible

 

      • Forbidden fruit creates many jams
      • Give the devil an inch and he’ll be your ruler
      • Gopher this, Gopher that, Gopher Jesus
      • Say yes to Jesus!
      • Happiness is filled with sunrays that come from God.
      • It’s one sick world and Jesus is the cure
      • Don’t Give up. Moses was once a basket case.
      • Friends don’t let friends miss out on Jesus
      • There are no atheists in hell
      • Knowledge is power, and God has a lot of both.
      • For all things good, give God thanks.
      • Life is short. Jesus makes it sweet

 

      • “Walk by faith, not by sight”
      • To achieve greatness, learn from the master. Jesus!
      • “Stand still and consider the wondrous works of God”
      • Salvation can’t be bought or sold
      • With God, All things are possible
      • “God is not the author of confusion, but of peace”
      • “The Lord is my strength”
      • There are two things I learned. There is a God and I’m not him.
      • Everything begins with God
      • STOP!   Did you pray today?
      • Christ is the rock who makes me roll
      • Success begins with Faith; Faith begins with Jesus

 

      • Born to live, Live for Jesus
      • If we worry about tomorrow, we will miss what God has done for us today.
      • Jesus is the recipe for success
      • Life is good when you let Jesus take control
      • Faith Leads To Jesus
      • God can take the place of anything, but nothing can take the place of god.
      • God is Good
      • When all else fails… turn to Jesus
      • Heaven can wait… Salvation can’t
      • Sin fascinates, then assassinates
      • “Perfect Love Casteth out fear”
      • FROG,  Fully Rely On God

 

      • God saves them all. Big and small, short and tall.
      • A.S.A.P.   “Always Say A Prayer”
      • “Do to others what you would have them do to you”
      • Smile Jesus loves you
      • Faith makes all things possible… not easy!
      • People use duct tape to fix everything. God used nails
      • W.W.J.D.    “What would Jesus do”
      • OMG!   “He saved my life”
      • “My other home is outta this world” John 14:2
      • I’m not brainwashed; I’m bloodwashed
      • Salvation, the ticket to heaven
      • WARNING!  Exposure to the son may prevent burning.

 

      • Did you make God smile today?
      • Be an organ donor. Give your heart to Jesus
      • LL4C  “Live life for Christ”
      • His pain is your gain
      • “Faith without works is dead”
      • The winds of God are always blowing but you must set the sails
      • SIN. Commit to, Not commit!
      • Don’t let my car fool you, my real treasure is in heaven
      • Just pray, God is the way.
      • PRAYER. Wireless access to God with no roaming fee
      • BIBLE. That book scared the hell out of me!
      • God loves you whether you like it or not

 

      • Fires are hot; accept Jesus today.
      • Fight truth decay; Study the Bible daily
      • People may doubt what you say but they will believe what you do.
      • No God No Peace; Know God Know Peace
      • How will you spend eternity, Smoking or non smoking?
      • “A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance”
      • FAITH. A living and unshakable confidence
      • Peace comes from God’s grace
      • Life is short, Pray hard
      • God answers knee-mail
      • B.I.B.L.E.   Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
      • Kids Church, A good place to get rid of your chlidren

 

      • Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy
      • Exercise Daily; Walk with The Lord
      • GOD. His last name is not “damn”
      • In the dark? Follow the son
      • The Cross. God’s compass pointing to heaven
      • Seven days without prayer makes on weak
      • RAPTURE. Separation of church and state
      • Google can’t answer everything but God can
      • T.G.I.F.   Thank God I’m Forgiven
      • I’m a fool for Christ. Who’s fool are you?
      • Reach for higher heights; Reach for Jesus
      • Insomnia cure; If you can’t sleep try counting your blessings

 

      • The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
      • 1 cross + 3 nails = Forgiven
      • God is GR8
      • LOL!   Lord of Lords
      • Faith is a journey, not a destination.
      • Be ye fishers of men. You catch them, He will clean them
      • No shirt, No shoes, Know Jesus
      • Get hooked on Jesus
      • Even Jesus had a fish story
      • God without man is still God. Man without God is nothing.
      • Help is just a prayer away
      • If you’re ready to die then you’re ready to live. Just ask Jesus

 

      • Only God can give all of himself to everyone
      • Church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
      • Do your best and God will do the rest
      • Cleanliness is next to Godliness
      • God’s giving deserves our thanksgiving
      • A good memory is one that can remeber the day’s blessings and forgets the day’s troubles.
      • God would rather die than live without you
      • It’s not what you have. It’s who you have that counts.
      • The key to heaven was hung on a nail
      • You can get through anything with God on your side
      • God makes a way where there seems to be no way
      • Faith in God is the best medicine

 

      • Those who kneel before God can stand before anything
      • For every complex problem there is a simple solution. JESUS!
      • Give your troubles to god; he’ll be up all night anyhow.
      • Don’t blame God. He’s perfect.
      • Finding hell is easy. It’s at the end of a Christ-less life.
      • Believe and receive God’s gifts from up above
      • Without faith it is impossible to please him
      • Let go and Let Jesus
      • Heaven’s forecast: Reign Forever!
      • Salvation not gotten is slavation forgotten
      • Expect great things from God. Attempt great things for God.
      • Christianity is a verb

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